How about making your website with huge instant traffic? Don't you need some penalty from Google? You must have seen posts in webmaster forums saying that they will give instant hits ( 1000s) from their the automatic traffic machines which can send hits to your websites from thousands different ip addresses. Telling that it will increase PR, Alexa rating etcc..blah blah blah.
This is the way how you can make easy traffic to your websites. You can easily get your sites banned with these 100% black hat methods. So be hurry go and hire services offering 15000 hits just for 2$ or Instant traffic just for 3$ or so.
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Please do share your experiences with such services..