The hilarious response I received:
The following letter is in response to your frivolous Digital Millennium
Copyright Act Notice. When you submitted the aforementioned document, you
agreed to the following statements:
"I have a good faith belief that use of the copyrighted materials
described above as allegedly infringing is not authorized by the
copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the information in the
notification is accurate and that I am the copyright owner or am
authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is
According to Part I, Chapter 79, § 1621 of Title 18 of the United States
Code, you have committed perjury:
"Whoever — in any declaration, certificate, verification, or statement
under penalty of perjury as permitted under section 1746 of title 28,
United States Code, willfully subscribes as true any material matter which
he does not believe to be true; is guilty of perjury and shall, except as
otherwise expressly provided by law, be fined under this title or
imprisoned not more than five years, or both. This section is applicable
whether the statement or subscription is made within or without the United
As per Chapter 5, § 512, of Title 17,
"(f) Misrepresentations.— Any person who knowingly materially
misrepresents under this section—
(1) that material or activity is infringing, or
(2) that material or activity was removed or disabled by mistake or
shall be liable for any damages, including costs and attorneys’ fees,
incurred by the alleged infringer, by any copyright owner or copyright
owner’s authorized licensee, or by a service provider, who is injured by
such misrepresentation, as the result of the service provider relying upon
such misrepresentation in removing or disabling access to the material or
activity claimed to be infringing, or in replacing the removed material or
ceasing to disable access to it."
I have contacted my local District Attorney for information on how to
begin the legal process in regards to these matters. Furthermore, I have
been seeking information on anti-stalking laws, since your continuous
attempts to disrupt my business are not only unethical, but illegal.
I, over the past few months, have let your astoundingly malicious actions
be left alone, but now with your recent attempts to have my content
disabled by filing false DMCA Notices, I have no other choice but to
finally pursue legal action to the fullest extent allowed by law.
I have received all necessary documentation and records from my host in
regards to the filing of your content, as well as all other applicable
information. I also made hard copies of my server logs due to your
consistent abuse of my blog's platform through spam commenting and the
American law does not stand on Canadian Grounds. I have spoken with an
attorney who has advised me not to stand trial in America.
However this is complete slander, and I ask you to cease and desist.
As you should note, harassment of underage persons is illegal in
Canada, also is uttering threats. These aren't something that are
civil, these can get you jail time.
I am utterly offended by your accusations, and would appreciate, if
you would cease & desist from such actions.
I have contacted my Attorney who says this is a case for Slander. The
lawsuit will be for 1,000,000 in damages relating to your slander of
<url>, and other sites in your network, and in personal
I will await your papers.