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    15 Most Ridiculus Pick up Lines

    After interviewed hundreds of thousands of people in the quest to find the strangest things to say to a stranger. According to the interviewees, these lines have actually been tried. In real life. God help us all. Please try them at your own risk
    #01

    My lips are skittles, want to taste the rainbow?
    OK, this is cute. Sometimes bizarre is charming. Extra points for making the subject salivate. Skittles are great.
    #02

    Are you wearing space pants, because your butt is out of the world!
    Might work at a Star Trek convention.
    #03

    You’re even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend.
    Might work at a Star Wars convention.
    #04

    Are you from Nashville, because you’re the only Ten-I-see.
    Might work at the Grand Ole Opry.
    #05

    They say eyes are the windows to the soul, well baby, yours are stained glass.
    Ahhh… works well on Catholic girls, I hear.
    #06

    If you were on the McDonald’s menu, I’d name you the McBeautiful.
    This one provokes my gag reflex.
    #07

    Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
    This one was actually used on me. And no, it didn’t work out for the guy.
    #08

    If you were my sister, incest would be cool.
    I think he was trying to be funny. He wasn’t.
    #09

    Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
    OK, this one is cute, if you are hitting on someone who watches cartoons.
    #10

    My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
    OK, this one is cute, if you are hitting on someone who watches Sesame Street.
    #11

    My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off your shirt in a public place.
    This one might work in Hooters. Or it might get you punched.
    #12

    You have nice teeth.
    True story. It’s been said. Creepy. Creepy. Creepy.
    #13

    Want to see my collection of Larry Bird baseball cards? [Or insert any odd object(s) no one wants to see.]
    It’s 2009 and Larry Bird didn’t play baseball.
    #14

    What are your plans tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
    I hear this one works well in a bar.
    #15

    I’m the one responsible for all those crop circles in England.
    This one would totally work on me


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    haha thanks for sharing lol

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    So, how many of these have worked for you?
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin


  4. #4
    Very nice ones! Loved some of them

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  6. might just use the no 9 to my girl, just to make her laugh


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    lol, I love seeing lines like the ones posted! I have rarely ever used pick up lines, partially because I was a little shy growing up and partially because I never thought they worked ... I always just opened up right away and told the truth ... didn't always work but I felt more comfortable than using a line

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