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  1. [Jokes] Some Funny Ones!

    Two computer geeks are walking down the street and spot a good looking woman:
    Geek 1: “Oh man, look at her properties.”
    Geek 2: “Forget it, she’s read-only.”

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    A successful lawyer parks his brand new Lexus in front of his office. While he attempts to get out of the car, a truck passes by in high speed and smashes the car’s door. The lawyer calls 911 immediately, and within 5 minutes the police appears. Before the policeman had the chance to say one word, the lawyer started to yell that his car was brand new, that he bought it only yesterday, and now it’s ruined, it will never be like new again. As the lawyer loses his breath and stops talking, the policeman says:- I can’t believe how materialist you lawyers are. You are so concerned with your wealth that you forget the most important things in life.- How can you say that? asks the lawyer- Don’t you see that together with the door, the truck also smashed your left arm???
    - Oh, my God!!! cries the lawyer. Where’s my Rolex????

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    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.

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    A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

    "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

    She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

    "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

    "Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

    She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

    "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

    Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

    "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

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  2. #2
    Nice... lol

  3. lol....tht was funny. Nice jokes
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  4. #4
    Hahahahahaha....I like the last one :P

  5. Guys please stumble them if you can, will really help.
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    Off-topic how comes it is still written 'Member' above gloson's avatar?

    Also the Twitter button won't show up. (broken image)

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Nic SEO View Post
    Off-topic how comes it is still written 'Member' above gloson's avatar?

    Also the Twitter button won't show up. (broken image)
    Nice observation!

    I will look into Gloson's profile.

    And just hit Control + F5 and confirm if the twitter image does not work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrhad A View Post
    Guys please stumble them if you can, will really help.
    Stumbled! (with review)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrhad A View Post
    Nice observation!

    I will look into Gloson's profile.

    And just hit Control + F5 and confirm if the twitter image does not work.
    Nope, the tweet image still appears as this:

  10. That is very weird I'll have a look: http://imgur.com/2nA3B.jpg
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