I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny?
Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and THAT'S when the fight started...