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    Talking Funny Email

    I've received lots of Emails like this

    Hello my dear,

    My name is, Elivian Willson, I saw your profile today and became
    intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and if you
    dont mind i will like you to send an email to my email address so i
    can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. believe we can
    move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above..
    (Remeber the distance or colourdoes not matter even our age difrent
    because i have something very IMPORTANT to tell you,but love matters
    alot in life)

    Thanks with Love!

    Elivian

  2. I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny?

    Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!

    He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

    So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and THAT'S when the fight started...
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  3. #123
    My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

    I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

    "No," she answered.

    I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

    She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

    So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."


    And that's when the fight started....

  4. #124
    A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me acompliment.'

    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

    And that's when the fight started....

  5. I felt very depressed the other night so I called the suicide hotline. I reached an outsourced operator in Pakistan. The operator asked me what my problem was. I told him that I was so depressed I want to commit suicide. He got very excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.
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