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  1. #11
    Alvi, you remind me of a German stand-up comedian :

    "Here is joke number 1..."

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    Found this for you guys

  3. A Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German are debating which of theirs is the most beautiful language in the world.

    The Spaniard says (with a Spanish accent): “Espanish is the most beautiful language in the world. Take our word for ‘butterfly’. Mariposa. This proves that Espanish is the most beautiful.”

    The Frenchman says (with a French accent): “Mais oui! But ze most beautiful word in French is papillon. Zis proves zat French is ze most beautiful langage in ze world.”

    The German asks (with a German accent): “Und was ist wrong mit Schmetterling?”
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  4. #14
    Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek.

    Because
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    She always slaps me on the face.

  5. #15
    If I would make a dictionary:

    CUTE=you;

    SWEET=you;

    THOUGHTFUL=you;

    GOOD LOOKING=you;

    GORGEOUS=you;

    and


    LIAR=me!

  6. #16

    Smile

    Quote Originally Posted by alvi View Post
    A girl called Charles and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." He went over.

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    Nobody was home

    haha..now thats funny

  7. #17
    try googling the next sentence

    "the answer to life, the universe, and everything"


  8. #18
    The best bumpersticker ever.
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  9. Dis be whut happins when u mess wif da new president.
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  10. #20
    Have you see the Amazon Customer Reviews for the Denin AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable?

    • After I took delivery of my $500 Denon AKDL1 Cat-5 uber-cable, Al Gore was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity.

    • A caution to people buying these: if you do not follow the "directional markings" on the cables, your music will play backwards. Please check that before mentioning it in your reviews.

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