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    Let's Share Some Jokes

    NB Are you bored ? Let's share some jokes here

    Everyone is invited to participate

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    Do you know, why do couples hold hands during their wedding day ?

    It is just a formality, like two boxers shakes their hands before the actual fight begins. lol

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    Lovers plan to suicide.

    Boy jumped first....

    Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

    Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies

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    Wife:What is 10 years spending with me?
    Husband: A second.
    Wife: What is $1000 for me?
    Husband: A coin.
    Wife: Ok give me a coin.
    Husband: Wait a second

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    Maths Teacher Was Teaching
    Mathematical Conversions
    Teacher-If
    1000 Kgs= Ton.

    Then

    For 3000 Kgs
    =How Much?

    Student:

    Ton!Ton!Ton!

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    What a beautiful eyes..

    that incredible body....

    such an intelligent brain

    nice smile ....

    but that is enough about me

    tell me how you are?

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    TEACHER
    : Name the animal which lives in both water & land

    STUDENT imple 'Frog'

    TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal

    STUDENT :It's very simple Sir

    1. Frog's mother
    2. Fog's father
    3. Frog's sister
    4. Frog's brother

  2. Q. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?





    A. A Towel
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    Q. How do you get 2 charizard and 4 bulbisor on a ship?



    A. you poke em on


    is it just me or does it smell like up dog in here?
    Whats up dog?
    Nothing much whats up with you



    What goes around the world but stays in one corner



    A postage stamp

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    This is not a joke, but it's funny nevertheless. The fear for long words is called "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."

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    An Arab at the airport:
    - Name?
    - Abdul al-Rhazib.
    - Sex?
    - Three to five times a week.
    - No, no... I mean male or female?
    - Male, female, sometimes camel...
    - Holy cow!
    - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
    - But isn't that hostile?
    - Horse style, doggy style, any style!
    - Oh dear!
    No, no! Deers run too fast !

  6. One atom says to another atom: "Oh, no! I think I lost an electron!"
    The second atom responds: "Are you sure?!?"
    The first atom replies: "I'm positive!"
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    Q. Do You know why I'm single ?
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    : I am single coz my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

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    A girl called Charles and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." He went over.

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    Nobody was home

  9. Quote Originally Posted by alvi View Post
    A girl called Charles and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." He went over.

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    Nobody was home
    lol, this was a good one.

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    Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
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    A. Because it would be racist.

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