Email Spam - Some of it is funny!

[KatOh9]

One of my sites has to do with wild animal rehabilitation. Earlier this summer I posted a very prominent email link on it "Please send me your suggestions". I've received lots of suggestions, lots of off-topic comments, but today's... ok... it MUST be SPAM... right??

sir my self vijay from goa india,, i have two rabit and i do think that they are male, when they were small they use to play with each other. but now they are allmost 7 month old and they fight horablely ,,, i dont know what to do as one day scremed very badly as if she is hurt very badlyy... do think that they fight up to death ,,, so i have decided to keep both of them seperate ... is it a right thing,,do sugest me if any thing can be done from min side

regards


vijay

​Apparently Monty Python wasn't joking...

[TopDogger]

I recently received a message from someone who wanted to solicit business as a content writer. Part of the messages said:

We are native speekers who always write best Englush and get top rank position.

Of course, with talent like that I hired him immediately. The IP address indicated that the message was from India. I wasn't sure if the message was a spam message and a joke, or if he actually does write good Englush.

[robjones]

I got a message via the forum feedback mechanism a couple of days ago that said:

Hi! This is my first time registering to the forum but it won't allow me. I am a spammer but I havent even done anything. Pls help

All I can figure is the Philippines must have really strict truth-in-advertising laws.

[Andy101]

Pls help to become a master spammer???

[TopDogger]

Hi! This is my first time registering to the forum but it won't allow me. I am a spammer but I havent even done anything. Pls help

My response to this would be, "Sure. I will be happy to help you. Go sign up at DigitalPoint."

It is a good thing that guy is in the Philippines. If he was in the USA, you might end up with a lawsuit from some slick attorney based upon "restraint of trade."