Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is my hero. He once at a whole cake before he realized there was a stripper in it.
Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in a movie, though.
Few people understand that Chuck Norris is actually an awesome guy and has accomplished quite a bit in his life.
Look him up on Wikipedia or something and read about him, it's neat.
Last edited by Diesel; 8 October, 2009 at 07:12 AM. Reason: heh!!!