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    Talking Chuck Norris Fan Club


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    Chuck Norris is so old now. Sorry.

    But, I have a good joke:
    Chuck Norris doesn't have a microwave, oven, or even a toaster - why?
    Because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kovich View Post
    Chuck Norris is so old now. Sorry.

    But, I have a good joke:
    Chuck Norris doesn't have a microwave, oven, or even a toaster - why?
    Because revenge is a dish best served cold.
    You cant have enough Chuck Norris, is not old is retro

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    That could be true. I'll contribute the following:


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    Chuck Norris Facts:

    Chuck Norris doesn't wear superman pajamas superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down till he gets the inforfmation out of them

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

    When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

    Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

    There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.

    Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

    Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

    Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

    Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DotComBum View Post
    Chuck Norris Facts:

    Chuck Norris doesn't wear superman pajamas superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down till he gets the inforfmation out of them

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

    When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

    Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

    There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.

    Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

    Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

    Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

    Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.


    That's the spirit

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    Hi,

    Chuck Norris might be older but he never let himself go to waste like Steven Seagal did.

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    If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


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