I had a budgie but it died,
I like pie!
That reminded me of Flight of the Conchord's, "Leggy Blonde."
Over at meh daddy's... I've got a pomeranian and a besion frise cross with a griffin. We also have a cat, her name's Miss T. (trouble).
Major (the pom') chases after Miss T., while Miss T. chases after K.C. (named after my dad's old photocopier company, Kapiti Coast Copiers -- the besion) and K.C. chases after Major.