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    Talking Go ahead...rub it

    The magic lamp silly.

    This is a game thread I have started on other forums.

    The object is for someone to start with a wish, then the next poster comes along, destroys their wish, then makes their own wish.

    Hence, after this first post, each post will consist of:

    1) Destroy the previous posters wish in as simple or elaborate of a manner as you desire; usually, but not always, by devising a scheme in which it comes true, but leads to disastrous consequences, or a variation on their wording which they probably wouldn't find desirable.

    Example: Someone wishes for a million dollars. You grant them the wish by telling them that an armored car passed by them and a pallet full of a million dollars fell out; unfortunately it fell on top of them, crushing them to death, and they will never be able to spend the money.

    Example: A guy wishes for a beautiful blonde with long hair and you grant the wish with a picture of Fabio.

    2) Then make your own wish for someone to destroy.



    I'll start with an easy one: I wish for someone with a nice pair.

    (be brutal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menard
    I wish for someone with a nice pair.

    (be brutal)
    Your wish has been granted! You have been presented with a flatulent Oompa Loompa with a nice pair of testicles.

    I wish it wasn't so hot in Singapore all the time.
    (

    Diet Fads

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    Quote Originally Posted by m42 View Post
    Your wish has been granted! You have been presented with a flatulent Oompa Loompa with a nice pair of testicles.
    Well I asked for brutal, now didn't I.



    Quote Originally Posted by m42 View Post
    I wish it wasn't so hot in Singapore all the time.
    And somehow your wish was heard around the globe as, despite the exorbitant odds of two such events happening simultaneously, a volcano erupts with an equivalent force of and debris of Krakatoa, while at the exact opposite end of the globe (connected?) a nuclear reactor has a core breach. The resultant ash and debris sent into the atmosphere send the planet into a nuclear winter, making Singapore quite cool, but better off than places like Canada which just simply froze.

    Look at the bright side, that stockpile of parkas you've been hanging onto is now pure gold.



    I wish for a redhead who is ready to play. (in case anybody caught that typo, just for the record, I have never been a redhead in my life)

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    It's truly scary knowing that someone has that picture on their hard drive.


    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel View Post
    I wish I've a latest Ferrari sports car .
    And hearing of your desire, a fellow Ferrari fan, Cristiano Ronaldo has graciously given you his...late Ferrari.



    Drive it anywhere you like.



    I wish to see the Grand Canyon

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    I wonder if that car gets road permit .

    Just ride to the bottom of your ass then go and see the Grand Canyon .


    Wish I could fly .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel View Post

    Wish I could fly .
    Being as old as he is, the genie is sometimes hard of hearing and thought you said 'wish I could be a fly'. Look at the bright side, you can at least fly.


    Looks like you've got a new friend




    I wish for three women at once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menard View Post
    I wish for three women at once.
    As you wish! May your dream comes true . And hope you'll desire for 4 women next.



    I wish to become a millionaire .

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    It is truly amazing what some people have sitting around on their hard drives.


    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel View Post

    I wish to become a millionaire .
    And you have just won the Zimbabwe National Lottery with an estimated prize of $10 million, in Zimbabwe dollars. The exchange rate is $10 million Zimbabwe dollars to $1 US dollar, and the fee for the currency exchange is $88 dollars, US. You owe the bank $87.


    I wish to become a rock star.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menard View Post
    I wish to become a rock star.
    This rock man is a Fantastic 4 Hollywood star. Stick rocks/stones to your body like this .



    I want to be a great webmaster.

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