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    I'm on drugs and posting crazy garbage!

    j/k

    Please stop goofing off and let's get some good webmaster threads started in the forum! Thanks

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    Ok lets go, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul0130 View Post
    Ok lets go, lol
    The thread title is kinda corny.

    But we do need more activity...

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    I'm a little more awake right now and completely sober which is not saying to much as it's 4:38 am. Now that's crazy!Who's really on drugs?

    US National debt $15 trillion and counting ...

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    Why to spell check your articles.

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    What is crazy garbage? Can I outsource it's production? How much keyword density should I use?

    Is their a Wordpress plugin to automate this task?

    Sorry for all these noob questions, but we gotta start somewhere right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy101 View Post
    What is crazy garbage? Can I outsource it's production? How much keyword density should I use?

    Is their a Wordpress plugin to automate this task?

    Sorry for all these noob questions, but we gotta start somewhere right?
    Outsourcing this is easy. You can find plenty of vendors on Fiverr and Odesk. The vendors that barely speak English do the best work as they don't let things like grammar get on the way. The post should be at least 10 words each. This way you can slip in a contextual link and bobody will notice. You may be able to find a Wordpress plugin in a WSO. But, it better to do this manually. Another thing I can tell you is when choosing a username try to include a number in it. For example, ladygaga52 would be a good user name. Actually, you should start with no. 1 i.e. ladygaga1. The reason for this is that should you get banned, you can come back and register as ladygaga2.

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    I only want to use Wordpress plugins from WSO special launch offers, and go for the 2nd down sell to optimize my credit card hit. And for my First Name subscribe form entry, I should input: ladygaga3 I guess according to your instructions? Hopefully I got this right - sorry for the noob questions. Learning all the time ...

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    Telling you, if not for people who copy and paste stuff they find, then come into forums and drop it in a post like they are experts and not crapy copy/pasters, I don't think any person here would know a damn thing about images!
    Thanks to alicewatson and adamparker.
    Who may be one and the same person or just bots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy101 View Post
    I only want to use Wordpress plugins from WSO special launch offers, and go for the 2nd down sell to optimize my credit card hit. And for my First Name subscribe form entry, I should input: ladygaga3 I guess according to your instructions? Hopefully I got this right - sorry for the noob questions. Learning all the time ...
    With the Wordpress plugins from WSO special launch offers, you can spin Nigerian "4-1-9" email into unique garbage, They will look something like this:

    I have willed and given most of my household and assets to my immediate and extended family and a few buddies now that God has referred to as me. I think once God gives me a second chance to come to this world, I would live my life another way from how I have lived it. I'll want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. I have not especially lived my life so well due to the fact my wife and 3 little ones died in a car accident, due to the fact then I never quite cared for any person (not even myself) but only my business. I can't do this myself anymore now that my well being has deteriorated so badly. Com
    God bless you. MR. I have set aside 10% for the time and effort. While I am quite rich, I was never generous, I was usually hostile to individuals and only focused on my firm as that was the only issue I cared for. Please if for any reason you find this mail offensive you can ignore it and do accept my apology for any inconveniences this mail most have cost you to read, greetings to you, due to the fact I think everybody will die someday my name is MR I do not want you to think sorry for me. I have distributed funds to some charity companies within the U so far. I want God to become merciful to me and accept my soul so I have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to become One in the last very good deeds I do on earth. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment and right now I have only about several months to live in accordance with medical experts. Algeria and Malaysia, Thailand e. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is far more to life than just wanting to acquire or make all the funds within the world. A. I once asked members of my family to close One of my accounts and distribute the funds which I have there to charity companies in Asia and America; they refused and kept the funds to themselves. I do not trust them anymore, hence, as they glimpse not to become contended with what I have left for them. BERNARD BARUCH Please reply me back should you are willing to help me ON MY EMAIL: bernard_baruch78@aim. The last of my funds which no One knows of is the large funds deposit of USD$65 million funds (Sixty five million united states dollars) that I have with a finance institution in Europe. BERNARD BARUCH from Saints kitts and nevis and a merchant in Dubai, I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer.

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