Yes, I have a bad habit of creating threads with lewd sounding titles, which may or may not have anything to do with the subject.

I also have a bad habit of finding reviews and advertisements in which the person writing it...well...probably should have considered their words a little more carefully.

For example, this is a line from a review I found online:

Sometime when I can't fall asleep I even enjoy simply lying in bed with it in my hand.

Go ahead...take a guess.

Will this fit in your hand?

Share your own finds, and don't forget to link to the source.