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    Mama Needs A New Pair of Shoes


    A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

    After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

    The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

    Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

    She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.

    Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"



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    A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand what they were doing.

    Finally, he approached the workers and asked, "I appreciate how hard you're both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one of you digs a hole, and then the other guy immediately fills it back up again.

    One of the city workers explained, "The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today."

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    The Blind Man

    A woman is taking a bath (naked, of course) when suddenly she hears a knock at the door.

    "Can I come in?" a male voice asks.

    "Who is it?" the woman asks.

    "It is the blind man" says the voice on the other side of the door.

    The woman gets out of the bath and after some consideration, opens the door, thinking, "Well, he's blind anyway".

    The man comes in the bathroom, takes a good look at the woman and says, "Great tits! Now where would you like the blinds?"




  6. Little Johnny Jokes

    Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.
    'Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?’

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    I loved these jokes. Good job guys

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    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mary Lee.
    Mary Lee who?
    Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee. Life is but a dream!
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