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  1. Peter's Laws: The Creed of the Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive

    Peter's Laws: The Creed of the Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive:

    • If anything can go wrong, FIX IT! (To Hell with Murphy!)
    • When given a choice, take both!
    • Multiple projects lead to multiple successes.
    • Start at the top and work your way up.
    • Do it by the Book — but be the author!
    • When forced to compromise, ask for more.
    • If you can’t beat them, join them, then beat them.
    • If it’s worth doing, it’s got to be done RIGHT NOW.
    • If you can’t win, change the rules.
    • If you can’t change the rules, ignore them.
    • Perfection is not optional.
    • When faced without a challenge, make one!
    • “No” simply means begin again, one level higher.
    • Don’t walk when you can run.
    • Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary.
    • When in doubt, THINK!
    • Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
    • The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
    • The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.


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  2. #2
    Peter's laws are excellent and they gives inspiration to me!

  3. #3
    Hehe, I've never seen these before.

    The next time I'm faced with a lack of motivation I'm coming right back here to read these, they are great

  4. #4
    Haha, these are extremely funny and enjoyable Thanks Will for the laugh
    |Nico Lawsons

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