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    Talking Thread for funny quote

    Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
    —John Wilmot

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    Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
    —Cale Yarborough










    Last edited by GeeOne; 16 May, 2012 at 06:01 AM.

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    its better to speak actually split out before quitting or when quitting ... because this time they can't fire you

    by myself

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    · If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

    · Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

    · Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.

    · Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

    · Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    · A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    · A closed mouth gathers no feet.

    · If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

    · My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    · I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    · If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

    · Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

    · Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

    · A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

    · Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

    · Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

    · No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

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    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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