An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.
"Grandson I wanna you listen to me. I want for you to take my chrome
plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your
Rolex watch instead."
"You listen to me, some day you going be running a business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. Some day you going to come home and maybe find your wife in bed with another man. What do you do then? Point to your watch and say TIME UP?"