All I want for Christmas is a rum fruit cake.
If you could ask Santa for something (and get it), what would you want?
A new ipod? (are you selfish?)
World Peace? (are you a hopeless romantic?)
To rank #1 on google for "The Secret of Life"? (are you obsessed with SEO or what?)
So... what do you want for Christmas?
i just want a fine cigar from cuba
Rank #1 at G for 4.289.665 different keywords.
This is Sami. I am twenty-ahum (well you know) years old and I still believe in you Santa Claus.
I know you only bring presents to good boy and girls but this Christmas could you make an acception to all of webmasters here.
I know they won't ask, for some of them probably don't believe in you the way I do, so I will ask for them.
Here are our Christmas wishes:
We would like a new set of fingers that don't ache after all the forum posting, blog committing, social bookmarking, and article writing that we do every day with the hopes that we can drive just a little more traffic to our websites.
If you have a bigger ticket items on the sleigh this year, we all would like to be number one in Google for our sites keywords. If not first page one would sure be nice
On a more practical side, we could use a just a little bump in our traffic, along with a few more clicks on are AdSense, or sells of our products. That would sure be a Christmas miracle for a webmaster.
Well, Santa, it time for me to get back to work, sure was nice chatting with you again this year.
Santa just one more thing, you can cancel all theses requests if you would be so kind as to keep all the webmasters here young enough to believe in you.
I wanted nothing particular, but here I am -- left with a pair of boxers, a new shirt, a new pair of drumsticks, a new sound stereo and some other stuff I can't translate Thanks Santa! Er.. family!