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    Why did the chicken cross the road - Government Edition

    • * For the first time in my life I can say that I'm truly proud of that chicken. ~ Michelle Obama
    • * It happened spontaneously in response to a video and is in no way a reflection on our farm policy. Chickens universally love us. ~ Jay Carney
    • * That's a con question, bro. ~ Senator Harry Reid
    • * As we've said all along it is self-evident that this was a carefully pre-planned manuever by the chicken. ~ Jay Carney
    • * We'll just have to let the chicken cross the road first so we can find out the answer afterward out of the heat of all the discussion. ~ Nancy Pelosi
    • * It's Bush's fault. ~ Barack Obama
    • * I did not know the chicken cross road until long after it happened. I immediately took steps to stop it. ~ Eric Holder
    • * Let me make one thing perfectly clear. He didn't build that road. Government did. ~ Barack Obama
    • * We condemn in the strongest terms the crossing of the road by chickens. However we'd like to add it was a spontaneous and unplanned action. ~ Hillary Clinton
    • * That's a racist thing to say. ~ Chris Matthews
    • * The chicken crossed in a spontaneous unplanned protest of a video. He just happened to have the RPGs and mortars. ~ Ambassador Susan Rice
    • * The real question's this continuing war on hens. It's their civil right for taxpayers to provide funds to keep them from laying eggs. ~ Sandra Fluke
    • * Wow. Did you see the breasts on that chicken? ~ Bill Clinton
    • * No, the REAL question is why Romney hasn't paid a dime in taxes for over a decade. {whisper whisper} Ummm, never mind. ~ Harry Reid
    • * You know, if I had a chicken it would look just like that. ~ Barack Obama
    • * We have the FBI investigating this and really cannot comment on the reasons until we get the results. ~ Hillary Clinton
    • * How DARE they. How DARE THEY?! Wait, what was the question? ~ Joe Biden
    -- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. --

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    The Presidential debate tonight will be interesting. No teleprompters allowed, which puts Obummer at a serious disadvantage.
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin


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    Son had to go home earlier today because the debate is almost next door to where he works.
    So working from home.
    Of course, he is like his mother, a damn democrat!
    Hahahahhahahaha...
    Just can not understand why a banker is a democrat.

    Okay, wife got her absentee ballot sent off in the mail today.
    She of course voted straight democrat.

    I got my absentee ballot today.
    Will mail that off tomorrow.
    Yes I voted straight republican, thus cancelling out her vote.

    According to liberals, I am a racist for being a republican and wanting to vote.

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    Well, the debate tonite was more than just heartening. Hardcore liberals agreed Obama was beat like a toy drum. Maddow, tingly leg matthews, carville, schultz, bill maher... unanimous call.

    Obama was out of his depth without the teleprompter. Guess dodging tough questions to go on The View and answer hard queries about ones favorite color doesnt keep the mind in shape. He got strummed.

    As Carville said... "Obama just had a debate with a chainsaw"
    -- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. --

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    Obummer was a real stiff. I hope the next debates go just as well for him. He deserves it. Like I said, he is at a real disadvantage when he cannot read speeches from a teleprompter where someone else is providing him with witty words.

    The vice presidential debate is going to be much more interesting. It will be great fun to watch Ryan chew Joe Biden into little bitty pieces.
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin


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    Really, even the did's in the family are not that happy.
    But the liberal spin is atrocious on what they say Romney really meant, etc.
    One sister really believes that Romney will shut down PBS.
    Geesh, explained to her just a few minutes ago, no Romney will just remove the government subsidy to the millionaires that run PBS, who are the stars of all their programs, (which is why the debate master looked so pained...ahahahahahaha).
    Oh well, to the kool aid drinking bots, obama is still the appointed one!

    Romney has got to quit being mister nice guy and come out and say, especially next debate, mr president you are NOT a good person!

    Ryan will be laughing as he destroys biden!

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    The big issue with viewers of the debate appears to be that Romney came off as being a leader and acted presidential, while Obama simply acted, well, err, like Obama.

    Obama just did a follow-up speech this morning where he said that Romney only appeared to win because he lied about everything. He said a president has a responsibility to be truthful with the American people. Really? What a concept. You first.

    Obama was all fired up today, but then again he did have his teleprompter to tell him what to say.

    These people are hopelessly delusional.
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin


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    Obama just did a follow-up speech this morning where he said that Romney only appeared to win because he lied about everything. He said a president has a responsibility to be truthful with the American people. Really? What a concept. You first.
    He must've forgotten the rash of lies about the attack on our Libyan consulate.
    When this gig plays out after November he can always go into stand-up comedy.
    -- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. --

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    He might be good at stand-up comedy. He couldn't do a worst job than he has as president.

    I watched part of his speech from this morning. I was waiting for him to blame his performance problems in the debate on Bush. Instead, he blamed Romney. That must be some of that change that he promised.
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin


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    But Al FATASS Gore blames the performance of obama in the debate on global warming!
    Hahahahaha...

    That idiot never fails to come up with new ones.
    Glenn Beck says al gore has come up with the best excuse ever for obama....
    hahahahaha

    You are Racist!
    If you do not vote me dictator for life.

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