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    The World Ends Today

    MayaForecast.jpg

    Now is your last chance to transfer the contents of your bank account into mine. If you believe the world will end on December 21, you will no longer have a use for it.
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin


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    I'll send a check.
    -- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. --

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    Well, with the temp at 10F and snow and ice, and all that good stuff...
    Nope, the world aint ending.
    Cause all the local farmers are out doing whatever it is they do, driving equipment up and down the roads.

    Now as cold as it is?
    I went out and cleared our van and our neighbors van of snow and ice.
    Then later, after they warmed up, worked at getting her van backed up and ready for her to drive off.
    Then drove our van down to kum&go and no wallet.
    So came home.
    Shirt sopping wet from sweat, pants mostly wet from snow and ice, but sweat also.
    Anyways, shower, etc.

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    On the bright side, the Mayans have proven to be at least as reliable as MSNBC.
    -- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. --

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    Actually, the Mayans never said that the world was going to end on December 21. I think that story originated with MSNBC. That makes the information just as reliable as everything else that they report.
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin


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    Sorry, but I have invested everything in an underground bunker and can food. This will be my last post before the meteors hit. I will see you when we're entering the next stone age.
    Quote Originally Posted by TopDogger View Post
    MayaForecast.jpg

    Now is your last chance to transfer the contents of your bank account into mine. If you believe the world will end on December 21, you will no longer have a use for it.
    I am also a writer for Serpholic Media. You can find some of my articles here: Serpholic Media Blog

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    I invested in rum instead.
    -- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. --

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    Rum? The proven survival rate for a worldwide Apocalypse is much better with Jack Daniels.
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin


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    Pirates always survived on rum. Then again you dont see many of them these days.
    -- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. --

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    Here we are on December 22 and the world has survived. To the dozens of sincere people who transferred their savings accounts to mine, all that I can say is, "Sorry, no refunds."

    How is that for a pirate, matey? The parrot on my shoulder says that pirates have indeed survived in abundance. They just moved into politics.
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin


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