The one thing that probably perplexes Dear Leader Obummer more than anything is why the entire world is not genuflecting in admiration for his leadership skills. After all, he never had any problem motivating the mindless masses who elected him, or when he was a professional agitator AKA community organizer. He did win the Nobel Peace Prize without ever having accomplished anything. That should mean something.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin