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    Do you want a good laugh from a SEO pro?

    This morning I receive this email:

    Do you want your websitehttp://www.natural-elements-online.com in the first page of Google on following keywords:--

    1. Shoes for Women
    2. Shoes for Men
    3. Buy Shoes Online
    4. Online Shoe Store
    5. Shoes Online Shopping
    6. Online Shoe Shopping


    I am Search Engine Optimization expert and I have researched that the keywords I have suggested can bring you lot of customers from internet, for your Shoes Business. Thousands of customers are searching buy shoes online in Google every month and if your website is listed on Main page, customers surely visit your website.
    I didn't know that my e-commerce is selling shoes
    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

    Voltaire


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    Haha, this is a good one! I receive this kind of email every day, but did not saw yet a stupid like this LOL

    Anyway, from now you will know for what keywords you should optimize a shoes selling website
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    The best part of his message is:

    I am Search Engine Optimization expert
    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

    Voltaire


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    I get a few of these every week
    These automated seo service spam is getting quite annoying lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DomainMagnate View Post
    I get a few of these every week
    These automated seo service spam is getting quite annoying lately.
    I receive every day these kind of emails, but this one catched my attention.
    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

    Voltaire


  6. I am actually surprised that they took the time to tell you the keywords...most people just send emails that say "I can get you ranked higher in the search engines".
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  7. Dude pay him some respect and ask him about what kind of packages he is offering to you .

    Once I also received such mail regarding PPC optimizing concept . He mentioned my name and told me about few of my blog urls .

    example :- Mr.xxx[my name ]

    We know that in last 2 weeks you have wasted RS. 19234 in adwords but you are not getting good ranking . Now I just want to help you by providing one month free service to complete you last month losses .

    If you are ready than email us all your email id , password of google adwords and your must add rs 10k fund in it . So we can help you to guide how to get best traffic .

    Lol - You wont believe that what I replied to those noobs and Second time they just replied that sorry it was sent on wrong email id .

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    This type of spam is geared strictly for web site owners who do not even know what the letters S E O stand for.

    I would like to know how many suckers they pick up with these types of e-mails.
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin


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    I love these kind of emails. They are always good for a laugh. I get them on my SEO blog all the time from people wanting to make my site rank. Yet my home page ranks really well at Google already for its targeted keywords - #2 (sometimes 3) for "Learn SEO", #1 usually for "Learn SEO Free", #2 usually for "Learn SEO Online", and #1 for "Learn SEO Free Online". Most of my posts end up on page 1 for their targeted keyword phrases... And I spend NO time building links.

    It's a great way to start the day... with a good laugh.

  10. Dude pay him some respect and ask him about what kind of packages he is offering to you .
    He obviously is sending the email in an automated fashion and apparently somehow identified that the site was about shoes.

    It's really not the fact that he sent the email that I have a problem with, at least he could use better English grammar if he's going to do SEO in English.
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